Thursday, November 22, 2007

Rebirth(day)

Hey there...Little Guy here. Since today is the day I was scheduled to make my way into this mad world, I thought I'd take a moment to introduce myself. After all, you've only heard from my parents so far, and they're kind of biased.

So....Hi! I'm a Scorpio. Hair: Dark brown. Eyes: Not sure. I'm hoping for blue. I plan to wow the ladies and this colour combination would be most sexy. Lock up your daughters, BlogMammas.

Likes: Sucking on fingers. Sucking on boobies. Basically a whole lot of sucking going on here. Oh yeah, don't forget pooping. I like that ALOT.

Dislikes: Hats. Baths. Diaper changes. Swaddling. Hiccups. Sleeping at night.

Despite my early expulsion, I came into this world with dignity. Barely cried at all. Could've been the drugs. I was feeling FIIINE. I'm not much for sibling rivalry, but my mum says I've been doing much better than my brother when it comes to breastfeeding. Score one for me! Not that I'm keeping count. I've also had a lot less hospital visits so far. Score two! Really, I'm not keeping count. But I AM a pretty fabulous baby brother...even if I do say so myself.

Not yet 3 weeks old and I've already been out and about spreading my charm. I've been to Mummy and Daddy's work. I've had walks in the stroller. I've been to the mall and Walmart
and Loblaws. I'm so cool. I've even been to the Santa Claus parade - although I only saw it from the 29th floor of an office building. Too cold for me. I'm no fool.

The Boy is not so sure about me. He waffles between kisses and tantrums. That's okay, I'll win him over later. He's pretty interested whether or not I have a poopy diaper or not. Hey, it's a start. I'll take what I can get.

Soon the whole world will bow down and kiss my feet. I'm setting a course for World Domination.

18 comments:

b*babbler said...

Ooh, look at those little toes! Be still my heart!

Lisa b said...

nice to meet ya little guy

ali said...

baby feet! delish!

Kyla said...

Happy wouldhavebeenyourbirthday!

Nice to meet you, cutie pie.

Beck said...

Baaaaaby. My OVARIES.
My Baby was three weeks early, too! She certainly has been in a rush for everything ever since, too.
(there's another wooden rattle up at my place...)

motherbumper said...

world domination is yours little guy

and are those delicious looking OR WHAT?

the dragonfly said...

Awww!

Nice to meet you. :)

kittenpie said...

Those look like big baby feet! Nice to meet you, little man. Remember to be nice to your mama.

Mimi said...

Those feet. Awwwww. What a sweet sweet photo. The Boy has it right: poopie diapers ARE the most interesting kind, dontcha think? :-)

painted maypole said...

look out, world!

Mad Hatter said...

OK, I'll admit it. I just kissed the screen. Who could resist those sweet baby toes.

jen said...

dude, you are rocking.

cinnamon gurl said...

Pleased to meet you, little guy!

Emily R said...

It is NEVER too old for sibling rivalry. You get started, buddy.

Don Mills Diva said...

Oh those adorable little toes! I want one!

Christine said...

ooooooh--i could just kiss those little feet right now!

bren j. said...

Love those baby feet!

Daughter = LOCKED. UP. :) (There really is nothing like brown hair/blue eyes, is there?)

Kelly said...

The pleasure is all mine, Little Guy. You seem like a delight, and may I say that your feet are divine? Newborn toes get me, every time.