Sunday, January 28, 2007

Party Animals

Not to be outdone by the elegant soirées thrown over at Miss M's abode, the Boy has taken lately to giving wild parties for the animal folk. "Issa Animal Pahty!", he exclaims joyously.

Who's invited? Well, the animals. (Duh!). If you can fit on the seat of our green Ikea chair, you're invited. If you come late, though, please be aware that you may have to wait until space becomes available. As you can see, it's a pretty popular event. You will be relegated to the top of the chair back (a precarious position, at best), or, in the case of the gorilla, to hanging on to the seat for dear life.

Once the party is assembled, victuals of the highest order are served. To tempt your tastebuds, our seasonal menu includes vegetables from Noah's Ark, apples from the Castle and fish from the Zoo. The lions and giraffes have fairly large appetites, so be sure to get yourself a plate before it's too late. To accompany your meal, our musician will serenade you with the dulcet tones of Sesame Street's rock & roll saxophone. Please don't be put off by the lack of volume control. Our artists' enthusiasm will more than make up for the hearing loss.

So, if you're looking for a good time, or if you feel the need for a little electric mayhem, come join us here at Casa Earth. The more the merrier...!



Don't mess with the Animals, they eat glass, man.

10 comments:

Beck said...

They eat glass? That can't be good.
My Baby - I nearly typed her name! I've gone crazy with sleep deprivation! - doesn't throw parties so much, but we have this toy mailbox and she's always demanding that I check the mail. It's like, mmm! A mashed up banana your brother stuffed under the couch! Excellent!

motherbumper said...

Are you sure he's not saying "Ibiza Animal Party" because I've heard they have a lot of fun parties there and this one looks rockin'.

If I could fit my bottom into one of those green IKEA chairs (I can't, I've tried) I'd be there but for now I'll send Bumper in my place. She'll bring a whole lotta monkeys which completes every party!

NotSoSage said...

Oh, man, that gorilla. That was so me at every party I attended in high school...

It looks like a rockin' good time, though, and the fare is better there than it is here, these days (except for the glass).

Mimi said...

Teehee. I'm looking forward to someone besides my husband engaging in imaginative play with the million zoo animals we've just been handed-down from a cousin ...

Kyla said...

What fun!!! :)

Beck said...

I sent you an email, by the way.

Anonymous said...

haha! we have those same ikea chairs and some of the same animals! PB was an anima-holic. we found that the best place to find lots of little plastic animals was the dollar stores. now we're on to dinosaurs...

Girlplustwo said...

love it. i want to come. i'll pass on the glass, but otherwise...

ewe are here said...

heh heh
I think we have a lot of those animals...came with the ark MF got for Christmas from his cousins. ;-)

Mad said...

This is HILARIOUS!!! Sorry I've been so long getting to it. Everything was crazy this week and I fell so far behind in my readin'.

The whole this is one gi-normous Noah's Ark without the people. Imagine the fun they're having with no Noah to keep 'em in check?