Tuesday, July 24, 2007

7 Typical Conversations with the Boy

Lady in Coffee Shop: Hi Cutie!
The Boy: I ate a cracker!
Lady: Oh, really?


Woman Across the Street: (waving at the Boy)
Me: Look (Boy), that lady is saying hello, do you want to say hi?
The Boy: I have a cactus at home!

Overheard while leaving daycare...
The Boy: I have big underwear at home, Phyta!!
Phyta: Yes, you're a big boy now!

The Boy: Whaddya doin'?
Me: I'm washing dishes.
The Boy: Whaddya doin'?
Me: I'm still washing dishes.
The Boy: Whaddya doin'?
Me: Still washing dishes.
The Boy: Whaddya doin'?
Me: What does it look like I'm doing?
The Boy: Washing dishes.
Me: You're right!
The Boy: Whaddya doin'?

The Boy: That your yogurt?
Me: Yes.
The Boy: Who bought it for you?
Me: I bought it. Do you remember when we went to the store yesterday?
The Boy: Oh. Pause. Who made it?
Me: Um, the yogurt man.
The Boy: The yogurt man? Pause. Where yogurt man is?
Me: On the yogurt farm.
The Boy: Where yogurt farm is?
Me: Far away.
The Boy: Oh. With cows, and horses, and pigs, and sheeps and chickens...


The Boy: Where Daddy is?
Me: He's at work.
The Boy: Where Daddy is?
Me: He's at work.
The Boy: Where Daddy is?
Me: He's in a pillow.
The Boy: Noooo, he's NOT in a pillow!
Me: Then where is he?
The Boy: He's at work!
The Boy: Where Daddy is?

Me: Goodnight (Boy), I love you.
The Boy: Yeah.
Me: Do you love me?
The Boy: Yeah.


Beck said...

Heh hehehee.
Last night, The Baby told me "I love you, DUMMMMY!"

Kyla said...

Wow!! I'm impressed. Typical toddler-speak always impresses me, though. :)

He's adorable, both in appearance and conversation. :)

kittenpie said...

Heh. I love the total non-sequiturs. Ours is a master of those, too.

Nice new banner, btw!

Christine said...

i just want to pinch his little cheeks!

yogurt farm--good one!

something blue said...

Hey, Whaddya doin'?

Good thing he's adorable!

NotSoSage said...

I love the new banner.

Many of those conversations could have been had at our house.

This evening, as I was putting Mme L to bed I said, "Okay, one more song and then I'm going to go, okay?" And she said, "And then I'm going to ask you again to stay a little while."

Alright. So long as we all know the routine.

Beck said...

The new banner picture is SO adorable!

kgirl said...

love this, and the new header - both ADORABLE!

Gabriella said...

That's so funny! That picture on your banner is just gorgeous!

cinnamon gurl said...

I LOVE this post! Brilliant.

Susanne said...

Great. And I like it that your brain is not leaking out of your ears because of this and so you remembered it and wrote it down. The weird thing is that my son still does this. With an addition of, "And then I want to become a dragon and I'll have a submarine, and you and daddy will have to by me ..." Whatever. I really try to be polite and listen but it is hard sometimes.

(He just sits besides me talking about what he will put in the trunk of his racing car once we have bought it for him. Which will fly over the fence, ahem.)

Naomi (Urban Mummy) said...

Sounds like what goes on at my house!

How about "You finished?" (in regards to eating)

"you finished now?"

And so on.

Ha ha!