7:15am Come to terms with fact that Little Guy is going to hate me for this when he's older. Laugh maniacally.7:30am Put Little Guy in bassinette so that he can scream while brush teeth and hair, and put on some clothes.
7:45am Dress and change the Boy. Tell him for the gazillionth time that it's TOO EARLY for Bo on the Go.8:00am Watch dreaded Bo on the Go. This show stinks. Realize I never should have promised he could watch it.
8:30am Try on wonderful new chef hat from master sewer Sage. It fits like a dream and looks cute as hell. This girl has some mad sewing skillz:
8:35am Discover that somehow stupid Pull-up has leaked and the Boy is soaking wet. Change the Boy
8:40am Since said leak happened while Boy was lolling in my bed watching damned Bo on the Go, must now strip bed and do load of laundry.
8:40am Feed the Boy and the Little Guy at the same time. Think I should become honorary Vishnu Goddess.
9:00am Load boys in car and drop the Boy off at daycare.
9:30am Come home and decide to clean out kitchen cupboard as the Little Guy is sleeping nicely in car seat and dread waking him. I rarely clean, but when I do, it must be done RIGHT NOW.
10:00am Go to put sheets in bed and realize I haven't folded the laundry from yesterday. Crap. Fold laundry and put it away.
10:15am The Little Guy is still sleeping in the car seat. I am a Bad Mother. Take Little Guy out of car seat and put him in comfy vibrating chair in the hopes that I can shower while he sleeps. He does. Hallelujah!
11:30am Feed Little Guy.
12:00pm Remake entire bed.
12:30pm Entertain Little Guy by reading him the last 5 pages of my novel out loud. (What?! He told me he likes it! And he gets to learn lots of fancy words..)
1:00pm Attempt to make and eat lunch one-handed while the Little Guy screams.
1:30pm Nap with the Little Guy. Thank the lord for small favours.
3:00pm Feed the Little Guy.
3:30pm Blog while holding increasingly heavy baby. (What?! He told me he likes it when I blog..)
4:09pm Try to fix spacing problems in HTML and give up. Too tired.
How's your day so far??