Jesus: Did I ever tell you that I used to read feet?
Jesus: Some people read palms, tea leaves? I read feet. (Jeffrey shakes his head) No, look! (Jesus grabs Jeffrey's shoe.) Aha, it says rejoice!
(Everybody crowds around Jeffrey to look at his shoe.)
Jeffrey: It says "Keds".
Wanna know why I'm quoting Jesus? C'mon over and read.