Monday, August 25, 2008

Home Alone: The Mr. Earth Chronicles - Day 1.5

Chores Done: 2.1 (ran the diswasher, and put away dishes, but I think I'm creating mess, and it looks less tidy.. so I'm deducting some points)
Chores Outstanding: 961,532,781,661.9
Movies Seen: 1 (Tropic Thunder!)

Hello Blogger-iffics!

Now, I know that I was supposed to do chores.. .but a movie? In the afternoon? All by my lonesome? So I could look like some creepy loser guy? I mean really who could resist that? So, I went and saw Tropic Thunder... really enjoyed it. Don't know if I enjoyed it so much because I wasn't at work or if it was really good but nonetheless I enjoyed it!

So.... comments, I have comments regarding my other post. Basically I can surmise that I'm a knob. Mr. Earth = Mr. NoBrainEarth.

Really, can I be any more simple? Looking at the answers it's obvious..

Let's review shall we..

beck is short for becky...
'pie = kittenpie
mad hat = angry milliner

Surely, if left alone, I should have been able to figure that out on my own? Yes? Oh well, let's see if I can figure out the others...

Metro mama - This one is easy - obviously someone who is obsessed with the letter M and being retro - hence Metro. At first I thought that it was pronounced Meeee-Tro, as in "you throw me the ball and Me-Tro the ball back to you"... but I quickly wised up.

Painted Maypole - Obviously someone obsessed with Shakespeare. (Yes, I get the Midsummer's reference)... I take this to mean that the blogger is not of this world, but is a fairy.

Kyla - I surmise that you must be obsessed with Kylie Minogue - "Everyone's doing a brand new dance now!"

Just got off the phone with Ms. Earth.. the call went something like this ...

Ms. Earth: "Where were you?"
Mr. Earth: "At the movies!!!"
Ms. Earth: "Without me?"
Mr. Earth: "Oh crap, you mean you weren't there?"
(Aside: Looking back this is where things may have started to go wrong... probably best not to make jokes after seeing a movie, when wife is stuck in car for 18 hours. Note to self: remember this )
Ms. Earth: "al;kjzc;xcl fja;od!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mr. Earth: "oh, and I got the glossettes and they tasted like wax peanuts ... it kinda sucked"
Ms.: "!!*&!(*@^$)(*@^#)!("
Mr.: "How's it going with you?"

More later... I feel like a nap is coming on...

12 comments:

Tracey said...

2.1 chores is 2 more than my dear husband has done in a few days. So, you WIN!

daysgoby said...

Hmm, I think it's going to be entertaining around here...at least until nomo gets home and cuts you for not saving her any Glossettes.

crazymumma said...

You TOTALLY have far too much time on your hands.

kittenpie said...

You're an awfully brave man, taunting your wife from afar... She'll return one day, you know. Or maybe just airmail the boys back home.

Susanne said...

I can see that you're missing your family a lot. Otherwise there wouldn't have been this many blog posts.

Beck said...

HAHAHAHAAH.
You and my mom are probably Glossettes only market. It's the excitement of raisins! Covered in chocolate coloured birthday candles!

metro mama said...

There's nothing creepy about solo afternoon movies--I do it all the time!

the dragonfly said...

Oh, what I wouldn't do to go to a movie in the middle of the afternoon. Actually, to go to a movie anytime. With the Sergeant in Iraq and a 14 month old at home with me...well, it's pretty easy to see where this is going..

motherbumper said...

She's gonna get you - oh dude, you are gonna get it.

So what do you think of my name Mr. Earth?

Take your time answering, I know how pressing and time consuming these naps get. Wait... no I don't.

womaninawindow said...

um, now a movie? Huh, I sense a theme developing. Reading on.

Kyla said...

Haha! I get Kay-la way more often than Kylie.

I've gone to a movie by myself once and it was delightful. If I ever find myself with free time on my hands again, I'll be doing it again.

kgirl said...

Never done the movies on my own. Don't know what that's like. Do know that your wife is prolly going to kick your ass when she sees you.